About

Why is this place called The Wrong Keyhole? Who is the Key Master? The Wrong Keyhole is a tribute to one of my favorite Aerosmith lyrics (quoted on the front page). Naming myself the Key Master is primarily a consequence of naming the place The Wrong Keyhole, yet also serves as a tribute to that 80's comedy classic, The Ghostbusters.

And just who is this elusive and debonaire Key Master? The Key Master is none other than the alter ego of one Randy Chang. Randy is just one more guy you might see strolling along the streets. He's no one special...just another run-of-the-mill guy. He's just another person who was born in Kentucky, spent his wonder years in the San Francisco Bay Area, matriculated at UC Berkeley, did some soul-searching and research in Washington DC, enterred grad school up in Oregon, headed down to the Monterey Bay Area for internship, then jaunted out east to start his career. Yep, just another average-joe.

And apparently, he's someone who enjoys writing about himself in the third person.