Good God, Almighty! Bless my soul!
I've got the right key, baby
But the wrong keyhole!
-Steven Tyler, Aerosmith

You've landed in the Wrong Keyhole, a lair maintained by me, the Key Master, Randy Chang. Despite what the name may imply, I welcome everyone into my little cubby-hole on the web.

Chances are, if you've found this little web site, you've been surfing a little too long. Maybe you want to venture outside for a couple minutes to get some fresh air, then return to explore my site.

Why does the Wrong Keyhole exist? Well, it's sorta two-fold. One, I finally get to use the name Wrong-Keyhole.org to pay tribute to one of my favorite bands, Aerosmith, and their oft-used lyric (incidentally, also the title of a cool jazz standard). Two, just like with any other personal web page, it's an act of vanity. Don't expect to find any deep, philosophical thoughts here. This is just my way of venting. Plus, making this was a great way to procrastinate!

Here are some of the things you can expect to find here at Wrong-Keyhole.org:

  • About - Find out more about this site and its keeper
  • Photos - See a photo-journal of my life
  • Music - Learn and hopefully listen to the music I love
  • CD/DVD Trade - Scan my list of rare CD/DVD's and see if there's something you'd like
  • Quotes - See what my friends and I have had the audacity to say
  • Spouts - My version of Rants
  • Recipes - Feel like something to eat?
  • Links - Visit some spiffy links that I think you'll like
  • Resume/CV - Hire me! (you can find a PDF version of my resume here)